my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed
I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.
They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.
Canada’s time to shine has come
i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t
the more I think about my past self the more I